my (fashion) wish list

now i know i don't work anywhere to express my love of fashion (lame) or live the right state to wear some of these things (even lamer, don't get me started) .... but these 2 items are at the top and I just had to share their fabulousness.

Amazing Jimmy Choo boots

Buy them for me here....

I want some neon in my wardrobe, this would be perfect.

This Marc Jacobs skirt is SICK. I could wear them with the boots above for an edgy look or with some sky high peep toe stilettos...

Ugh...ridiculously sick...buy it here.

I love texts from last night.....sometimes i think i know the people that are sending these..

(419): The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.

(978): I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.

(850): Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?

(609): Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow(802): Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow

...texts from last night

my favorite text of the week:

(941): Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to