dance away the meanies

I feel better already.

pardon me

I am sorry in advance.





I am not in a good mood today. This doesn't happen often. Usually things go in one ear and out the other. But today I am not feeling it. So here goes....
1. Please please please, NEVER use "I am too busy, I am so busy, I have been so busy" as an excuse to be an a-hole. It pisses me off and I hate it. Hence, the bad mood.

2. I hate when things that should not bother me, do....A LOT. Then it consumes my mind and I get mad at myself for thinking about it. I wish I didn't care so much.

3. People who drive mini-vans should only be allowed to drive during certain hours of the day. I have driven behind 3 of them today and have yelled "worst driver in america" every single time.

4. I know I am lucky to have a job, but it still brings me down when I think of what happened to me. I always put 110% into everything I do and I just hope that one day someone will notice that. I can only hope that this is a blessing in disguise and there are greater things ahead.

5. Why can't I ever get the winning lottery ticket! Come on!

awesome!

I finally went to IKEA today (with the date....). It was soooooo fantastic.
I saw TONS of things that I really wanted...the meatballs were delicious.

I managed to leave with one purchase, which is already hanging up and full of all my scarfs!



THE KOMPLEMENT

yay

I love Olivia the Pig! She is loud, likes to dance & is always into some fun adventures!

saturdays are for laughing.

give it to me! NOW! (please)

I need this ring.

Arrow Ring by Dresser Johnson $24.80

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

eeek!

Who: The lady sitting near me at the bookstore....

What: Looks like one of these dogs is sitting on her head.

what to wear - what to wear?

What is THE SHOW wearing today you might wonder???

TOP: snakeskin (ties in the back)

BOTTOM: distressed denim cut-off shorts

ACCESSORIES??? (duh) Chunky gold & turquoise ring, aviator shades & black flip-flops

yay.

Yanks Welcome Back A-Rod

''HOW TO'' OF THE DAY

How to dress like an Olsen Twin.

Brought to you by: What I am wearing today & the letter "A" (for awesome, duh)

1. skinny jeans - pac sun

2. white men's v neck t-shirt - walmart

3. long scarf - Forever 21

4. unneccessarily giant sunglasses

Done & done!

new job!

i have a new job! already some great conversations have happened...

1. THEM: So he's not your brother...or your date?
ME: No...not my brother...but sometimes my date!
THEM: Oh.oh....hm...well...cool.

2. THEM: so do you allow pets?
ME: yes...there will be a $75 fee
THEM: so I can bring my pet dinosaur?!
ME: no sir, no dinosaurs allowed
THEM: okay...what about my pet dragon?!
ME: well...no dragons either...








3. ME: sorry for the wait - it's my first day, I will find out for you...
THEM (aka jerk-face): NOOO...really. I could not tell.

new discovery!!!!

I found a new blog that makes me LOL in public places. Like right now I am at Barnes & Noble and just had a great laugh...(people think I'm crazy.)

Texts From Last Night

Some of my personal favorites (area codes are in parenthesis):
(224): :( I'm sorry!!!
(847): sexual favors sorry?
(224): absolutely not

(508): For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.

(214): Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.

(702): What? How drunk are you?
(1-702): elementary watson bafflding! I going to go live inthe fridge wit the polar bears. write me. postage costs xtra in kichenaides.

(917): I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.

(310) So how was last night?
(1-310) Let's just say I danced with the devil
(310) Huh?
(1-310) I'm going to Hell for sure