new job!

i have a new job! already some great conversations have happened...

1. THEM: So he's not your brother...or your date?
ME: No...not my brother...but sometimes my date!
THEM: Oh.oh....hm...well...cool.

2. THEM: so do you allow pets?
ME: yes...there will be a $75 fee
THEM: so I can bring my pet dinosaur?!
ME: no sir, no dinosaurs allowed
THEM: okay...what about my pet dragon?!
ME: well...no dragons either...








3. ME: sorry for the wait - it's my first day, I will find out for you...
THEM (aka jerk-face): NOOO...really. I could not tell.