Texts From Last Night

(224): :( I'm sorry!!!
(847): sexual favors sorry?
(224): absolutely not
(508): For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
(214): Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
(702): What? How drunk are you?
(1-702): elementary watson bafflding! I going to go live inthe fridge wit the polar bears. write me. postage costs xtra in kichenaides.
(917): I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
(310) So how was last night?
(1-310) Let's just say I danced with the devil
(310) Huh?
(1-310) I'm going to Hell for sure
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