crush

I have recently developed the hots for Sean Avery. He got traded to the Dallas Stars from the New York Rangers this summer. Whenever we would play the Rangers, I would always laugh because he was so darned crazy and I believed he would probably eat your babies if he could. In fact, I used to yell "Sean Avery will eat your babies" at the games.

Well, this summer Mr. S. Avery decided to take on an internship at Vogue, my favorite fashion magazine. I began to read his blog online and quickly discovered he loved fashion just as much as I did! He talked about how the guys in the locker room made fun of him for his Louis Vuitton loafers and his YSL ties.

But he said "well at least I look good unlike those cavemen!"

Anyways, after of all of this excitement, I came to the conclusion that I have the hots for this baby eater! It's kind of hot the way he curses at people and beats them to a bloody pulp and then puts on his amazing Gucci suits and strolls out looking absolutely divine.

Here are some more reasons why I heart Mr. Avery for your enjoyment purposes: (my comments are italicized)

1. Denis Gauthier of the Phoenix Coyotes bodychecked Kings forward Jeremy Roenick in a 2005 preseason game, giving Roenick a concussion. Avery's response was "I think it was typical of most French guys in our league with a visor on, running around and playing tough and not back anything up," generating much controversy with the French-Canadian public.

2. Because of his style of play, Avery has made many enemies in the NHL. In a 2007 poll of 283 NHL players, 66.4% said that Sean Avery was the most hated player in the league. (How hot is that?)

3. There is a NHL rule named after him.

4. Avery was on the "Sexiest Man Alive 2007" list by People magazine, on which Matt Damon was number one. (Avery was robbed)

5. According to one fashion report "Avery is a self-confessed clotheshorse who has been known to give girlfriends advice on how to dress, and in interviews has expressed a dream to become a fashion editor after his days on the ice". (My dream too!)

6. New Line Cinema will presumably answer that question in a romantic comedy feature about professional hockey player Sean Avery's experiences as an intern at the fashion bible Vogue. (In)

7. Sean Avery on Martin Brodeur: "That Fatso Forgot to Shake My Hand" (Hilarious)

8. No, I don't need acting lessons. I already entertain 20,000 people every night. (As do I)

9. He does push ups after he scores goals as seen in this YouTube video:

10. The size of his.......CLOSET!!!! (HELLO! I love it)