Love.

I am bored out of my mind at work (shocker).....so I am reading one of my favorite websites: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Here are some lovely ones for your reading pleasure:

(813): i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
(404): sure if you go to prison

(208): She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"

(217): we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.

(951): ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am