Paris Fashion Week....

Nina Ricci....LOVE!!!

I love how the bottom just flows out!!! So beautiful!

presenting....

My Halloween costume! Minus the elbow length gloves that I am adding. And I am not walking around with a fake cigarette. That is gross. And my shoes are solid black patent leather!!!!

Fashion Week - Milan

I LOVE Gucci. I want to marry all these clothes so I can have them in my life forever.

I just realized....

October 1st is just around the corner, which means HALLOWEEN is coming!!!!!!!!!!!! Halloween is my favorite holiday EVER.

well if i knew it was that easy i would have done it myself.

NEW YORK—Lifelong Yankees fan Martin Stenowitz, 52, became one of many who took home a piece of Yankee Stadium property Sunday night when he stole All-Star shortstop Derek Jeter off the field after the game. "I wanted my own little piece of Yankee Stadium history, so when I saw Derek Jeter just standing there, I thought, what the heck," said Stenowitz, who carefully folded the game-used Yankee shortstop into his backpack and exited the stadium before security personnel or New York City police could apprehend him. Stenowitz now proudly displays Jeter on the mantel of his New Rochelle, NY home, next to the program from the final game and Bernie Williams' head. The Yankee organization is demanding that Derek Jeter be immediately returned to the team in his original condition, as the Yankees were planning to sell him for $400.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/fan_steals_derek_jeter_from

love

I have a new favorite accessory!

My black studded belt!

I wear it with jeans, dress pants, dresses, high around the waist, slung around the hips...it's pretty fun and brings out the rockstar in everyone.

So what you gon' do about that, Hammer?

i'm gonna turn this mutha out

Coming Soon....

The A.V. Club

It's Be A Rockstar Friday

Get out your seat and dance, please!

while we are on the topic

I have finally found my perfect shade of nail polish. I highly recommend it...one whole week of wearing it and only one small chip! It's from Sephora's new line with OPI.

"Opening Night" - the perfect navy blue I have been looking for

and

"Brunette on the Internet" - which I am currently wearing right now

For all the colors and shades click here!

your daily dose of awesome

It has been brought to my attention via the Hockey News that Sean Avery was seen wearing black nail polish during an interview at MSG.

I find this oddly hot!!!

I wear dark nail polish too! we are a match made in Vogue heaven.

YEAH Shoe(s) of the Day

Christian Louboutin has got to have the best shoes
I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

because I can. and he's hot.

Team Chuck

How hot was Gossip Girl last night. I might be the only person alive who would have said yes to Chuck. That mess was HOT.

Monique Lhuillier - Fashion Week

I hope everyone is enjoying Fashion Week as much as I am. I can't wait for Paris Fashion week because my gay boyfriend Alexander McQueen is fierce and has the best best BEST looks....

But while we are waiting for him, here are some of my favorites from Monique Lhuillier....

fashion week....betsey johnson

I love Betsey Johnson and her crazy cartwheels! Her line for spring is so fabulous!!! Here are a few of my favorite looks:

clap if you are a stud

crush

I have recently developed the hots for Sean Avery. He got traded to the Dallas Stars from the New York Rangers this summer. Whenever we would play the Rangers, I would always laugh because he was so darned crazy and I believed he would probably eat your babies if he could. In fact, I used to yell "Sean Avery will eat your babies" at the games.

Well, this summer Mr. S. Avery decided to take on an internship at Vogue, my favorite fashion magazine. I began to read his blog online and quickly discovered he loved fashion just as much as I did! He talked about how the guys in the locker room made fun of him for his Louis Vuitton loafers and his YSL ties.

But he said "well at least I look good unlike those cavemen!"

Anyways, after of all of this excitement, I came to the conclusion that I have the hots for this baby eater! It's kind of hot the way he curses at people and beats them to a bloody pulp and then puts on his amazing Gucci suits and strolls out looking absolutely divine.

Here are some more reasons why I heart Mr. Avery for your enjoyment purposes: (my comments are italicized)

1. Denis Gauthier of the Phoenix Coyotes bodychecked Kings forward Jeremy Roenick in a 2005 preseason game, giving Roenick a concussion. Avery's response was "I think it was typical of most French guys in our league with a visor on, running around and playing tough and not back anything up," generating much controversy with the French-Canadian public.

2. Because of his style of play, Avery has made many enemies in the NHL. In a 2007 poll of 283 NHL players, 66.4% said that Sean Avery was the most hated player in the league. (How hot is that?)

3. There is a NHL rule named after him.

4. Avery was on the "Sexiest Man Alive 2007" list by People magazine, on which Matt Damon was number one. (Avery was robbed)

5. According to one fashion report "Avery is a self-confessed clotheshorse who has been known to give girlfriends advice on how to dress, and in interviews has expressed a dream to become a fashion editor after his days on the ice". (My dream too!)

6. New Line Cinema will presumably answer that question in a romantic comedy feature about professional hockey player Sean Avery's experiences as an intern at the fashion bible Vogue. (In)

7. Sean Avery on Martin Brodeur: "That Fatso Forgot to Shake My Hand" (Hilarious)

8. No, I don't need acting lessons. I already entertain 20,000 people every night. (As do I)

9. He does push ups after he scores goals as seen in this YouTube video:

10. The size of his.......CLOSET!!!! (HELLO! I love it)

happy week!

Heart!

I spent three hours yesterday drinking my Starbucks and reading my 790 page September Vogue. It featured Fall 2008 Fashion Week(...which actually happened last Spring).

This week is New York Fashion Week in Bryant Park, where designers will showcase looks for Spring 2009. Basically predicting (and telling people) what will be the hot items for springtime.

Here are some of my favorite looks...so far!

From Herve Leger, who invented the bandage dress...

Diane Von Furstenburg, my favorite designer. Besides being so freakin' fabulous she makes the most amazing dresses....

Another favorite of mine, Erin Fetherston. She did her entire line in creams, golds, sparkles, light blues, yellows & pinks...it was so pretty like a bunch of clouds!



For up-to-date photos and gossip from NY Fashion Week 2008....click here!

best week ever!!!!

IT'S
FASHION
WEEK
IN
NEW
YORK!!!!!!!!